Vegas Strip Club Offers Free Lifetime Lap Dances For Winner Of Floyd Mayweather Vs. Manny Pacquiao
There is no doubt that the winner of the Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao is going to bask in the glory of victory for the remainder of 2015. As satisfying the win and hundreds of millions of dollars, the pot has actually gotten sweeter via the hard working ladies of Deja Vu Showgirls in Las Vegas…
Dear Mr. Mayweather & Mr. Pacquiao,
At Déjà Vu Showgirls, we are so excited we can barely contain ourselves. As the #1 locals club in Vegas that shows every major sporting event, we want to do our part to make it special.
We already have our bet on the winner (hint: we love our locals!), but to spice things up, we’d like to offer the winner free couch dances for life! That’s right — FREE COUCH DANCES FOR LIFE! That’s definitely better than your $250 million pay-day!!
On top of that, we’d like to share our $500,000 bottle of gold-plated Dom Perignon with the winner at the club for free. That’s a value of over a million dollars for life!!
No worries, there’s plenty of other goodies available for the winner at the Vu:
— we have 4 strippers lined-up who will tattoo the winner’s name on their bodies!
— a permanent drink creation named in the winner’s honor (Mayweather Mayhem or Pacquiao Punch-Out)!
— a topless foxy boxing match in the club in your honor (where you could fight too if you want)!
— a life-sized portrait of you with strippers at your feet displayed in the club lobby forever!
As the #1 locals strip club in Las Vegas where all drinks are always $3 and any bottle only $69, we’re looking forward to hosting the winner with free couch dances for life.
Good luck gentlemen. See you after the fight at the Vu.
Respectfully,
Megan Swartz
Marketing Director
Déjà Vu Showgirls – Las Vegas
We checked out the Deja Vu Showgirls website, looks like a nice enough place we suppose, but we don’t see Floyd OR Manny making an appearance anytime…ever.
Furthermore, we’re not sure that any of the girls at Deja Vu are Floyd’s type. Flip the page to see a gallery of women that move Mayweather’s needle.
Image via WENN
